Car Washes

I work next to a large empty parking lot next to the mall. Every Saturday from May-September, there is bound to be some sort of group having a car wash.

Once, just once, I wish there would be adults working at the car wash. Specifically hott adult females. Like this...
I don't even require that level of fitness or breast enhancement. I'd just like some hott college girls to raise money for something. Then I could go and get my car washed, donate some money for a good cause, and oogle some hott girls in bikinis. Just sayin'. As is I drive past and mutter about how 16 year old's dress these days and try to ignore the skin.

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