What is it with gay girls and purses?

Well? A lot of gay girls hate to say the word purse. They don't carry a purse.


Messenger bag? Yes
Tote? Yes
Bag? Yes
Purse? No!

I know there are exceptions and more femmey girls are more likely to say purse, but I know a few lesbians who regularly wear skirts but refuse to say purse.

"It's NOT a purse!!! It's a bag!"

What gives?
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What is it with gay girls and hand touching?

Hand touching is such a lesbian thing to do. Think about it. How many times have you flirted with a girl and subtly brushed your fingertips across hers? How many times has that cute girl at Starbucks let her fingers linger on yours as she hands you your coffee? What about the intense interlocking of hands before making out with your new girlfriend? You know, with the little power struggle that ends up with someone pressed against the wall?

Hand touching is one of the most discreet ways to flirt with another woman. If your gaydar has failed you (or you like flirting with straight girls...and hey, who doesn't?) then your "victim" is unlikely to think much of it. If she even notices then she'll probably assume it's an accident. And if she does notice, well chances are it's because in the past she's done a little hand touching herself. Throw in a little eye contact, a smile, a wink, whatever it is that you do, and you should be able to make your point. If you've never heard of this you should try it. Specifically if you work in an industry where you would hand something to someone (money, food, clothing) or you can find a way to pick up something that your crush has dropped.

Bonus: Guys don't know about this. I don't know if they missed the memo or if it's just too creepy to have some random guy touch your hand but the only man who has ever touched my hand in a flirtatious manner was some weird salesman...

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What is it with gay girls and Christian college?

Seriously? There are two Christian colleges in the (smallish) city I live in. Can I just say how many "straight for Jesus" girls there are that go there. Maybe it's just a midwestern thing, but the "straight for Jesus" crowd kills me.

What do I mean by "straight for jesus"? You know those girls (and guys) that are just obviously gay. They set off your gaydar from a mile away.

Suspect Checklist:
-mens jeans (check)
-wallet in back pocket (check)
-faux hawk (check)
-never spotted with a man (check)
-very, very close with female "roomate" (check)
-intense eye contact and lots of hand touching with women (check)
-all around lesbian vibe (check)

Then you get online to check out her facebook status...because you are a stalker...

Education: Bible College
Interested in: Men

Then you check out her facebook photos, just to see how much she loves men....and there are absolutly NO pictures of her within 5 feet of a man.

I'm just saying.

To quote a friend, "The Jesus in Missouri is really hardcore." I understand that for these girls it is essential for them to stay closeted. They would be kicked out of college and possibly lose their friends and the support of their families. Still...it really, really sucks. What sucks even more is that I'm certain some of them will end up settling for a relationship with a man to please their families and religious communities. It's sad that people are not more accepting.